Friends, I have been negligent about this blog of late. My GOD, so negligent. It sickens me to think that I left a Zima post up, lo all these days, with nothing further to offer interest or entertainment.

But admittedly it's been a busy time and because of that I have a preponderance of interesting things I could share with you and now, finally, hopefully the time to do so. I went to Boston and learned how to cook Indian food. I went to Chicago and took a food tour and ate at Alinea. I went to Reno for Obama so now I can tell you with certitude, say, why you should opt for drinks at the fabulously tacky every-surface-must-have-mirrors-and/or-neon vs. the Mirage-lite Atlantis.  I made my own Rickroll costume for Halloween and nobody got it. And so forth. Today I'm even planning to do something overly difficult in the kitchen because now that the election is over I literally don't know what to do with myself half the time.

So that's my story. In the meantime, while I'm getting it all together, I offer you: a table made out of knives, forks, and spoons (via Geekologie.) Just because.