I'm always wishing my watermelons were more utilitarian and less fruity/seedy. Finally someone has had the foresight to share their instructions for how to turn a watermelon into a keg.




This guy spent like a whole day of trial and error to figure out how to make it work perfectly and then his wife very kindly wrote out detailed instructions with photos. You can check them out here, and maybe someday I'll have an extra 90 minutes and a watermelon and I'll give it a shot... heh heh... a shot... get it?

What's that? I'm a dork? Yeah, thanks for the feedback, but I actually already knew that.

[via SeriousEats]