This Is So Stupid
If you feel you need this Cup Noodle Timer Device, then I feel kind of sad for you.

It's actually meant to be a timer, just for Cup Noodles. It's not like Cup Noodles taste good, even when PERFECTLY prepared. It's always gross. So this is just reaching.
You know what else is reaching? The copy on the site that sells it. I quote:

It's actually meant to be a timer, just for Cup Noodles. It's not like Cup Noodles taste good, even when PERFECTLY prepared. It's always gross. So this is just reaching.
You know what else is reaching? The copy on the site that sells it. I quote:
"
This production can enactment non break time, study time, hair dressing time, stew time ........... and so on."
Yeah... what with my hair dressing time and my stew time, I can never keep tabs on when my 3 minute noodles will be done. ARRRRGH! I just get frustrated because eventually this will end up in the landfill and it needn't ever have existed.

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