Wine Glass Necklace Is Insanely Dorky
Here's my anti-gift idea for the holidays- whatever you do, do not think for a moment that this wine glass lanyard necklace is good idea.

Think about it in real life. You would have to walk around like a frickin' robot in order not to spill on yourself. And god forbid someone jocularly slaps you on the back, creating a chain reaction of sloshing cabernet and angry party guests.
You can get a set of 2 for $24.95- but unfortunately it's sold out for the moment. Which is OK, because unless you're a double amputee I don't think there is any excuse to bust this out.

Think about it in real life. You would have to walk around like a frickin' robot in order not to spill on yourself. And god forbid someone jocularly slaps you on the back, creating a chain reaction of sloshing cabernet and angry party guests.
You can get a set of 2 for $24.95- but unfortunately it's sold out for the moment. Which is OK, because unless you're a double amputee I don't think there is any excuse to bust this out.

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OMFug. That is horrific. Seriously horrific. I'll buy 10 ironically for book club.
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