The artist Paolo Maria Deanesi makes imagines ordinary household objects as if they were made of MEAT.



I'll admit, the meat toilet is a little off-putting, but overall the whole concept and execution is pretty amazing.

I could so eat this whole chair. And I won't even worry about making my big hips bigger, because today the BBC is reporting that tests are showing that curvy women may actually be smarter, because of all those extra omega fatty acids in our hips. Not only that, our kids are smarter too. Woo hoo! Finally a justification of this hulking mass that orbits my thighs.