Last night Roberto and I tried the new Yield Wine Bar in the Dogpatch area, by the new 3rd St. rail line. So, all of their wines are organic or biodynamic, they serve cheese plates, and little flatbread pizzas, it's cute, yada yada yada...



OK, I have to cut to the chase. The woman sitting in front of us was showing miles of coin slot. Miles and miles and miles as she leaned over to talk to her friend. She was completely unawares but everyone on our side of the room was completely transfixed. Under cover of an elaborate and blustery fake conversation about "returning Jason's extremely important text message right away," Roberto took some shots with his camera phone.

 

AMAZING. That picture does not even begin to express how much derriere was on display. There was just so much cheekage showing.

Oh, right, so you probably aren't 12 years old mentally like me and Roberto, so I'm guessing you want me to move on and tell you about the wine bar. It would be a great first or second date place, and is definitely worth a try. It's a little pricey, with glasses of wine ranging from around $7-14, but they are pretty big pours. Also, they let you buy 2 oz. tastes of some of the wines for $3 or $4 which is a fun way to try different wines. All are biodynamic (whatever the heck that means) or organic, so if you care about crap like that then it would be a plus for you. We had a nice cheese plate, but the portions were not very big, and it was $13. They were all out of the flatbread pizzas I had read about on various websites so we didn't get to try those, but overall it was a fun and definitely memorable experience.

SO MUCH COIN SLOT SHOWING! Women, do yourselves a favor and pay a little bit of attention. How did she not feel the breeze on the exposed area? It was like 5:30 PM, so it's not like she was drunk. And what about her friends? A group of four women and none of them did anything about it?

In closing, try Yield Wine Bar, it's good.